Thursday, July 26, 2007

shake and bake...

7/26/07

It was 55 degrees when I woke up at 5:30 this morning. I laid in bed for a while watching a few scattered ants crawl across the outside of the tent.

Tom fixed us a breakfast of scrambled eggs and toast before he headed off to work. He's an electrician and has his own company, Swift Current.

We slowly broke camp, then said our goodbyes to Tom and Carolyn.

Tom is an advocate of warmshowers.com and was even thinking about having some business cards printed up. I hope that everyone reading this will consider signing up, ESPECIALLY the people in Wabasha and Lake City. You're right on the Adventure Cycling Association's Northern Tier route, and you'd find some appreciative bicyclists. I know I sure am. It would be a benefit to you because you could meet some interesting people and hear some great stories.

Do you remember how I told you that when I first pack my bike for a trip I'm always surprised that it all fits? Well, something happens during a trip. Somehow, the items you packed transmogrify into something larger. It's interesting because they don't change shape - they just gain volume. It's imperceptible to the naked eye, but you can always tell because the same items that fit into your bags yesterday no longer fit today.

I carry a plastic garbage bag for dirty clothes, in order to keep the clean clothes separate from the dirty ones - for obvious reasons. This morning the bag of dirty clothes just wouldn't fit. It's not more clothes, just a shift in position from outside a plastic sack to inside a plastic sack. I pushed as hard as I could, to the point that I thought the seams on my pannier were going to rip - yet when I finally took a break, gasping for air and sweating, the bag just hung there like a black, shiny procidentia. (If you don't already know what a procidentia is, I recommend that you NOT look it up.)

Using the same laws of physics that governed the original alchemy of mass and volume, I removed one of my flip flops and strapped it to the outside of the bike. Although the flip-flop is about one tenth the volume of the plastic bag with clothes, this somehow freed up enough space so that not only was I able to fit the sack of clothes into my pannier, I was also able to fit Tom's large screen TV into it. (See what happens when you invite strangers into your house? People like me visit you) I don't understand this phenomenon but, like gravity, I can still work around it.

After the good upper body workout I just received, I thought I might exercise the lower half today (unlike yesterday), so we climbed on our bikes and rode to Twisp. There we stopped at the Cinnamon Twisp for a (what else?) cinnamon twisp.

This is where Howard and I go in separate directions. He's following ACA's Northern Cascades Loop, and I'm following the Northern Tier.

Any time you meet another biker you have a connection. Perhaps it's that missing self-preservation gene, or a mutated sanity gene. Or a common need to wear goofy clothes. Whatever.

With Howard, I think we'd have become friends even if we didn't have bicycling in common. I think you'd like him. I'll miss him.

I bought some replacement sunscreen on the way out of town, then headed east.

Today's route passes over Loup Loup Pass, and I climbed most of the day. Like many of the ACA routes, there were very few cars on the road. One thing that might surprise a lot of people is how QUIET everything is.

Riding, you can hear your breathing. Occasionally the wind blows through the pines, creating a lonely sound, then goes away. A bird will chirp. Everything is still.

I told you up front that I'm trying to get people interested in bicycle touring. Having come this far I can say with absolute certainty that blogging is more difficult than touring. But there's something you should know about riding if you don't already.

You're going to sweat.

While you're riding a fine film of cooling perspiration forms on your skin. If there's a breeze (and there's almost always a breeze because you create one when you're riding), then dust sticks to that sweat. When a car passes, road dirt floats up in its wake and sticks to your skin. The dust and dirt are accompanied by salt deposits as the sweat accumulates and dries throughout the day. There's also the sunscreen you're been applying.

But wait ! ! ! ! ! ! There's good news: it washes off ! ! ! ! ! !

A shower at the end of a cycling day will be one of the most gratifying showers you'll ever take. Maybe that's why Howard has a plumbing addiction.

No knee pain today, and my legs felt strong, though I only averaged 4.3 mph going up the pass.

My right index finger became numb late in the morning. That was weird. I've never had that happen before. There are five different positions for your hands on the handlebars and I tried to use all of them, switching regularly, but it's difficult in a climb. You can't get into a rhythm as easily.

I reached Loup Loup Pass at 2:15, where my average for the day was 7.7 after about three hours of pedaling. (It was downhill from Winthrop to Twisp) I then coasted all but one of the twenty miles to Okanogan.

It took less than an hour to get to the valley floor, and I could feel the temperature rise by the mile.

By the time I got to Okanogan (pop 2484) it was within a degree of being three digits.

I replaced my rear brake pads before I left Minnesota, but not my front ones.... (the front brakes, by the way, do more of the stopping than the rear brakes)

There's a bike shop in Okanogan so I dropped my bike off and walked across the street to eat while he worked on it. Could I have done it myself? Obviously, but I'm too lazy.

During one of my earlier bike trips, in 1991, I was on a quest for the country's best chocolate shake. (Or, perhaps like the "carb loading," it's just an excuse to eat a lot of something I like.) I had a shake just about every day.

Across the street from the bike shop is On The Avenue. Although I'm no longer looking, I think this place would've beaten any of them from that trip.

They also make their own sodas... root beer, cola, etc.... They mix it up right there. I drank 40 ounces of root beer plus my cheeseburger. (It was good)



I got sleepy almost instantly after my meal - only then did I add up the number of hours of sleep I got last night (4 1/2).

When I got back to the bike shop my brakes were good as new. They had just been old, and the pads stopped working as well. I also bought a small bottle of chain lube and refilled my water bottles.

The owner, Sarin Molnar, appears to be in his early to mid twenties. His dad started the bike shop many years ago, and Sarin recently bought it from him.

One of his dad's trademarks is a "kickstand" which he placed on every bike that came through. Touring bikes are too heavy to have kickstands - they would just fall over. His dad's device is actually a front brake lock which makes it MUCH easier to lean it against something without it falling over. The brake lock, in this case, is a nut attached to a string. When you squeeze the brake handle, there is an opening on the top. This nut fits perfectly to keep the handle depressed. A bike tends to fall over because it rolls.



Sarin also told me about a better route. He said there's about twenty miles of construction the way I was going, and recommended going through Chesaw instead of Wauconda and Republic. Even better, there's less traffic and the scenery is more beautiful. If I can make it as far as Curlew, there's a bicyclist's camp. He printed a map for me, and by the time I left it was 6:00, closing time.

It was 110 degrees when I left.

Next stop: Riverside. I rode slowly, trying not to get overheated, but it was difficult. I stopped regularly, and always found a patch of shade, however small, to stop in, but when it's that hot only an idiot would be outside riding a bike. Fortunately, it was only 15 miles.

The old gospel song, "Down by the Riverside," kept going through my head as I pedaled toward my stop for the day.

In Riverside (pop 348) I stopped at the General Store for over an hour. Although it was only being cooled by an evaporative cooler, the store was much better than standing around the campground.

Every town is "famous" for something. I've seen signs welcoming me to the town with the world's largest hand-dug well, Ms. Oklahoma (around 1963), and, of course, state football champs (fill in the year).

In the General Store there was a newspaper article laminated and taped to the wall. Just beneath the article you could see the object it was written about.

A pocket lint jar.

The owner, according to the cashier, got tired of picking up pocket lint from the floor so she put a baby food jar on the counter. The size has become bigger and bigger over the years. "There's even lint in there from Japan and Italy," the cashier reported.



I rode to Margie's RV Camp and Pottery where I was met by Jeanie, her daughter-in-law, who was so drunk she didn't recognize the numbers on a $20.00 traveler's check. She was walking away when I called it to her attention.

Jeanie was dressed in a robe and slippers. Of course, that's what I'd be wearing right now given the choice between that and stinky bicycling clothes.

Come to think of it, if I lived in an RV Park where the temperature was 110 degrees I'd probably be drunk by 9 AM.

The shower felt really good tonight. I blogged till 11:00 or 12:00.

Miles 56.53
Max 39.2
Avg 10.8
Time 5:14:56
Cumulative 196.88

4 comments:

Wanda said...

Hello, I was curious about Riverside since Mark made it to be so EXCITING! Found this website... everything you could EVER want to know about Riverside residents!

http://www.city-data.com/city/Bonner-West-Riverside-Montana.html

Can't wait to see your pictures!

Sherry Ann Durst said...

Mark, you're making me feel THERE! What a great way to share. Keep pedaling and educating. Makes me want to load up my $20 garage sale mountain bike and take off. I could make Munday in less than 2 days if I strap it to the back of the RV good and tight!

Richard Reese said...

Oh Mark! You are an amazing writer! I am very impressed. Knew you were good but now I know that you must write a book. I have laughed and laughed!! I know I called you a "geek" (you still are) but I'm loving your Blog. I see you there in my mind's eye. Thanks Heather!! I'm travelling there with you (in spirit via the Ether) and I'm not even in pain or numb and even better, not sweating!! (Actually, I'm at work getting OT to clear up pending consults). Through your prose, I've been caught/snared up in your Blog-encapsulated moment where I have a very fleeting thought of travelling with you on your next bike trip and then sanity rudely and gratefully re-instates itself. Please be careful! Thanks for sharing!!! I know it is a pain. Looking forward to your next installment. XOXO Rich

Mark said...

Wanda, the Riverside you found is a mecca in Montana. Try looking at the Riverside in Washington... that's where I was.
http://www.epodunk.com/cgi-bin/genInfo.php?locIndex=24979